256-th day of the year.

 General  Comments Off on 256-th day of the year.
Sep 132011
 

This day is actually the programmer’s appreciation day.

According to Wikipedia It was originally proposed by Valentin Balt, a web designer in small company before 9 years, but  made officially instituted by  the Russian president 2 years ago with the

Указ Президента РФ от 11.09.2009 N 1034
“О Дне программиста”

Cold beer

A mug for everyone!

The Wikipedia link  cites some other sources, but for the Russian speaking folks – the most important link is actually in Kremlin’s site and is visible everywhere. http://graph.document.kremlin.ru/page.aspx?1026111 I can think of at least 10 reasons anyone would choose to develop programming skills:

  • It rocks!
  • The community is awesome!
  • There is information about everything 2 clicks away.
  • There are no idiot programmers.
  • The salary is good.
  • Beer, junk food and coffee are part of your diet plan.
  • You are highly prized by your friends.
  • Girls like nerds as much as nerds like girls.
  • You will finally understand the binary jokes 😛
  • You will be excused for creating Chaos. It’s part of the job description.

Happy hacking everyone!!!

 Posted by at 2:01 pm

Is it easy to make a blog?

 bl0g  Comments Off on Is it easy to make a blog?
Sep 092011
 

No.

It is not.

First, you need time.

Then you need determination and motivation.

It is definitely NOT an overnight next-next-next-finish job.

And it will not pay you a penny in the first months, if you want to monetize it.

Actually in the first 4 months, this blog made less than 1 Euro.

Why?

Because of article quantity. And article quality.


Why would anyone expect that making 2-3 articles per week is more than enough to make a living from a blog. It is impossible. At least not in the beginning. And if anyone in the Internet tells you, that you will start “earning” $4000 per month NOW, they simply lie because they want your money. This is most definitely SCAM!

For the four months I mentioned (16 weeks) this means 30-50 articles. What if every article is visited once per day? How many of those visits will actually make money? (make people click on ADs)

None.

It takes 100000 visits to determine accurate CPM (Cost per 1 thousand visits). And believe me. No Chitika, no AdSense, nor any affiliate program can make you rich from 1000 visits.

What do you need to make a Blog profitable?

Readers.

How can you get readers to your blog?

Content, pictures, videos, puzzles, FUN, HOWTOs, curious stuff, game walkthroughs … whatever you are good at… and you are good … DAILY.

If you can do it, you will probably meet with successful “blogging-for-money” one day. But if you think that writing 100 articles and leaving your blog to make money will actually work – you are wrong.

A blog does not go alone by itself. The so called “automated moneymaking” – without human intervention is impossible. It takes months to establish some position as a blog-site and can take twice as long for the people to even notice you. My first few comments (happily) were friendly advices. Those advices kept me motivated and led me to find some online data about SEO (Search engine optimization). Search engines are driven by few factors. Here are few tips:

  1. Uniquity of an article. If all of the articles are copy&pasted from somewhere – you will fail. Search engines hate copied content. If you are not the original writer – you will be indexed too, but your articles will not go high in the search results. And you may get warning from the original owner to remove the article.
  2. Key words. If you don’t speak about what you mean – you will fail. You can’t stray from the base article heading. If you speak about trains, use the word “train” all the time, without spamming or getting weird and annoying.
  3. Page [short]links SEO (search engine optimization). If you have article links www.blah.org/?p=8129 and www.blah.org/cute-mini-train-stations the second article link will show above the first in the search engines, regardless the content in both article is about “little train stations”. If the link name and article name are relevant to each other and the article content – the search engines will push you up in the results, when someone searches the keywords your article is about.
  4. Usefulness. If someone clicks “Like”, “+1”, “Stumble”, tweets about you or simply posts a link on his own blog to your site – you will feel it soon. If your friends and readers tweet about your articles and link to your blog, their friends and friends of their friends may come too.
  5. Page rank. Whatever site links to you – your page rank will raise a bit. If  a big site posted a link to your site – your page rank will definitely jump. And that means higher place in most search engines. If you don’t know what page rank is, refer to the Wikipedia article.

It actually took me 4 months to go from page rank ZERO to page rank 1. When Google increased my PR – The raise in visits to my blog was like 300%. I can’t disclose exact numbers because of the policies I agreed with, but it was visible in my graphs… So. To make It clear – Advertise your site to your friends and readers owning blogs. Let them link to you to quick start you a bit. You may not get High levels of traffic by just few links, but this will pay in time. This is important, regardless what the others say. If you are often linked and discussed – you WILL be noticed. And Page rank DOES matter.

If you are interested in how many backlinks do you need to attain page rank 1 with Google, have a look at this blog post.

The hard task I had put on my shoulder was to make a blog that speaks about EVERYTHING that interests me. I did not plan to make a “niche website” enslaved by few keywords. The good part is, that more keywords will enter the search engine criterion. The bad part is – big part of the blog is irrelevant to most of the readers. I am sorry to say, but part of my RSS subscribers expect new Slackware howto or game walkthrough, but instead of this – they receive a recipe for a food or some story about Me going somewhere with the bike and shooting few photos.

Sorry folks. Please come back! Don’t leave! 😀

Another important thing – You must be aware that 1 blog post takes the attention of the people interested in it for no more than a week. Than the visits drop back to normal. I’ve already seen that when going to a see resort and not posting for 2 weeks. If you don’t update your blog regularly, the search engines will put more recently updated blogs in the same niche before yours. And search engine traffic is very important. You may have some dedicated readers, but you want them to grow. And if no one can find your blog – you can’t get more readers. You will only grow by “word of mouth” from your readers that tweet about your posts or post links to your blog elsewhere.

And that growth is simply not enough.

 Posted by at 5:09 pm
Sep 072011
 

Few things you should know about.

  • If you have not downloaded it yet, go to the market and get it. It’s a fine game even with the bugs and the 29-th level cap If you can’t afford to buy the key.
  • The key costs around 2 Euro. Get It from Android Market.
  • Dungeons are random. There are two non-random dungeons. The dragon tower and the Underworld.
  • Monsters in incomplete dungeons respawn every reentering. Dragon tower respawns when you logoff from the game.
  • There is only one city to rest, get quests, train and buy/sell stuff.
  • 4 NPCs outside the city walls are also giving quests. 2 beside towers, one Gnome and one Pirate sailor. They are easy to find. Look at the map.
Quest!: Swords and spells map

Quest!: Swords and spells map

  • Fight is done by slashing/tapping with your finger.
  • (3/4/5) digits on weapons means (attack/damage/speed).
  • Most repeatable quests have random target every time you login to the game. Recheck always.
  • Killing monsters is done one-at-a-time. Later in game, needing to kill spiders, wasps and skeletons becomes very boring.
  • There are no mass-kill spells.
  • The top game spells Bonfire and Death are very rare drop and … totaly useless. They only do 40 damage each.
  • Leveling is a bit of a PItA. You need to grind bats, spiders, wasps and skeletons until you get better equipment and reach levels 5-7.  Then you will have 3 repeatable quests. They are not much help, but they add up in the char building.
  • If you have more money than you spend for equipment and leveling – invest in potions. It is better with your 1600 gold to buy 10 purple potions for 800 gold instead of losing 800 gold because you did not have HP and mana to finish that ice dragon. Having excess money you don’t/can’t use is pointless. Every death in battle will halve your pockets and your gathered XP to next level.
  • Sometimes entering a house, you will be attacked by a very strong monster. If you can’t fight it – flee. The house entrance will stay blocked until you can win the fight. It’s probably a nasty bug, because some of the low level repeatable quests need you to enter a house and search inside. Never the less – I’ve seen Nakamamatay pop out from a house entrance and left him there (used “flee”). This way, the endgame fight did not cost me 3 more keys, when I felt ready for him 😉
  • Another nasty bug – Very often there will be re-closed gate after you exit and reenter the game. The Facebook fan page of the game claims “this should not happen”. Maybe in a future release or patch of the game – this will be fixed. In version 2.14 of the game, It’s still there though.
  • And often a chest guarded by a dragon is … empty.
And, another important thing -> If you don’t buy or can’t afford the game content unlock key than there will be a level cap on level 29. The game continues but you can’t level up anymore, so It’s up to you if you want to continue… and don’t tell anyone, but if you disable your WiFi/3G – there are no ADs 😉 Anyway. You really can’t finish the game with this, because the final quest is given at level 30. So you better go to Android market and buy the key. It’s not that expensive.

Quests.

Needed
level
Quest nameeXPerienceDescription
1.Celeste, your sister.50 XPShe is not in specific dungeon. Found by walking around the city. I was already level 4 when suddenly the quest finished itself alone. Only had to go to the city to claim it. (this quest is repeatable)
3.Old monk's relic.100 XPIt is in one of the houses. Totaly random one. Also repeatable.
4.Gnome's amulet.200 XPRandom chest in random dungeon. Opens a level 7 quest.
5.Become a hunter.250-500 XPNeed to kill Rattling skeletons, gnomes, wasps etc. Repeatable.
7.Item collection quest.500 XPThe items are need to be found, not bought. Random. Repeatable.
7.Gnome armour.350 XPNow the Gnome needs Leather jacket... and opens level 10 quest.
9.Kill a band of Orc warriors.750 XP.The best place to check is the 2 islands reachable by boats. Opens a level 11 mummy quest.
10.Silver jewelry for the gnome.750 XP.I really want to hit him already. Opens a level 13 quest.
11.Run mummy, run.1000 XP.Found in random dungeons more often. Opens the level 13 quest "Play dead".
13.Play dead.1500 XPDie by Orc Warrior's hand and be revived later. Easy quest. Not easy to find Orc warriors. Try the islands. The good part is - you will not lose money by this death. And the bonus for this quest completion is the +15 magic armour. He suggest you visit the other tower that gives level 15 quest. The tower is near the castle.
13.Shield for the gnome.1250 XPI suggest you stall this quest until he asks for cheap shield... Steel stuff is hard to be found. Opens a level 16 quest for a helmet. Again - can't buy the stuff. Need to find it by killing.
15.Leader of the orcs.2000 XPIf you followed the east tower quests until last one (level 13) you already killed the leader. If you got this quest before the other - it will be done automatically.
15.Croc hunt.1500 XPQuite hard for level 15. Takes 5 HP potions to kill the 2 Croc Warriors. Opens a level 20 quest.
16.Gnome's helmet.1750 XPNow he needs a helmet. The reward is +6 wizard hat. Yay. No. More. Gnome. Quests!
17.Demon hunt.3000 XPThe demon has 200 HP and 150 attack. Takes 5 purple potions to kill from level 25 char. Quite easy. The chests laying around have cheap junk though. Opens level 19 dungeon quest.
19.Dungeon masters.4000 XPNeeds a keys to unlock the path. There is bug in the game that consumes key, regardless the gate has already been unlocked, so beware not to just LOSE a hard found key.
20.Blind the beholder.2000 XPThe beholder can be reached if you have key or he spawns in some houses entrance. His position on the map is above the sailor in the southeastern end of the main island. The battle is hard and gives 2000 XP for killing and another 2000 when telling the pirate. He gives you a +5 amulet for your efforts and disappears. The way to the Nakamamatay underworld is now open.
25.Protect the kingdom.5000 XPYou need to kill Ancient golden wyrm. The path to the golden wyrm is by a horse ride (near the castle) and there are at least 50 groups of mobs until you reach the top of his "tower". Arm with patience ... and potions. It takes 20-25 minutes to reach the top. The battle is long and you will "miss" all of the time because of the wyrm's high defense. The wyrm hits around 70, so if you can't take 2 or 3 hits before dying - don't try this yet. I killed the wyrm @ level 50. Don't know why exactly, but this quest is also REPEATABLE.
30.Vanquish Nakamamatay.10000 XPThis one is only for unlocked game. The uber boss monster. Takes forever to kill. I drank a cup of coffee while tapping/slashing/freezing. 3 keys are needed to open the path to Nakamamatay. 2 for entrance and 1 other for his dungeon room.

The good equipment is only dropped by dragons, so if you are not around levels 25-29 you will have to go with what’s in the shop.
If you want to hunt dragons – invest in the spell “Freeze”. You will conserve lots of HP potions. You can kill a dragon with one blue or purple potion with this spell. And yet again -> If you don’t buy the game, there will be less equipment in the store and the good stuff that’s sold there will not appear. This, I am sorry to say – includes the spell Freeze, which is the dragon killer at lower levels.

How to level Up smart.

  • 1 point in Strength = +1.5 damage
  • 1 point in Endurance = +10 HP
  • 1 point in Intelligence = +10 MP
  • 1 point in Agility = +2 points in Attack.
  • Your total defense with best equipment will be 41.
  • Your total Attack is you base weapon attack + 2 x Agility.
  • Your total Damage is your base weapon damage  + 1.5 x Strength.
  • So, if you have 15 Str, 15 Agi and best game weapon [15/15/7] Magic axe, you will have 45 attack and ~40 damage.
  • Ideally, you aim for 15 Str, 15 Agi, 21 End, 16 Int.
  • … this is not achievable before level  55.
CostMana
cost
Power
/time
HEALING20010Heals 10 HP
LIGHTNING20010Harms 10 HP
AGILITY25020Accuracy +10 for 10 seconds
SPEED25020Speed +10 for 10 seconds
STRENGTH25020More damage for 10 seconds
SHIELD25020More defense for 10 seconds
VENOM30020Deals 20+ poison damage over time.
FREEZE30020Enemy does not attack for ~10 seconds.
BONFIRE35030Deals 40+ damage over time.
DEATH4004040 damage.

Dragon/boss kill tactics.

So far, even for low levels, the spell Freeze helps you not to die while landing (hopefully) successful hits for the 10 seconds while the dragon/boss is frozen. It costs 20 mana. Invest for higher Mana points in your hero while leveling, so you can cast this spell 6 or more times with one Blue potion. This way you will kill a dragon with only one or two potions. The potions cost 40 gold each. Most of the time the dragons drop stuff, that costs more.
Most, if not all hard monsters can be killed with level 30 character with this tactic BUT it will cost you lots of blue potions. Try to be patient until you reach level 40, have at least 160 HP and 100 SP. Then all ice dragons will fall with a single potion or less. Try also to find the Magic Axe. This weapon ROCKS. It is [15/15/7].

I’ve killed Ancient golden Wyrm with this tactics when I was level 50.

Nakamamatay is hard to reach if you are not lucky. He is in one room in the Underworld. This room is reachable with 3 keys only.

Where is Nakamamatay? Underworld, go down, until you reach a floor that has a small detour to the east with a square that can only be reached by going diagonally North-east. After few monsters, you will reach a third door with Nakamamatay inside.

He is easy to kill with the same tactics for Dragons/bosses. Use Freeze all the time, hit him until you need to recast Freeze. Don’t let him hit you even once. It DOES hurt alot. This final fight can take about 20 minutes of Freeze, Slash, slash, slash, … Freeze, so be prepared to dedicate one cup of coffee to It.

Nastiest bug in Quest!: Swords and spells v. 2.14

All the doors in the Underworld will re-lock again after you logout from the game. This bug really makes the fun go bad if you have not bought enough potions. If you plan on hunting/leveling/grinding there, get at least 100 of all kinds of potions. If the bug catches you between the first 2 doors, you are really frakked ;( Otherwise – relog few times until the monsters respawn. Kill everyone and hope they will drop 2 keys so you can escape.

My personal advice is – get 3 keys. Kill Nakamamatay and go outside immediately. This way the bug will not take your fun down.

NameHealthAttackArmourDamageSpeed
Wasp13325
Spider35235
Cave girl54235
Temptress57125
Gnome562210
Rattling skeleton510535
Wolf5103310
Bat515555
Lion5155515
Lizard Warrior1520555
Ghoul20301052
Zombie152510102
Dwarf154015105
Soldier253515105
Orc Warrior204015105
Cave troll253515107
204020106
Lizard3045151015
Rotting mummy404515102
Floating skull3045201010
Plateman505030105
Croc warrior5540353010
Ice golem6050201510
Fire golem7555202010
Lich150100252515
Devil15065253020
Ice dragon250150303020
Fire dragon300200404020
Beholder5002501005015
Ancient Wyrm10003001257020
Nakamamatay5000350250badhigh

 Posted by at 10:54 am