Ever wondered why you (erm… almost) quit the last time?

It’s actually NOT you…, being a bad player.

It’s the Law of Murphy crawling in your account. So let’s begin explaining.

KQs First.

• Barely managed to enter the KQ.
• … but you forgot to restone and you are short on potions.
• … and you have to die 3 times and restone/repot.
• You wait  alone for  the next KQ.
• You wait 30 minute.
• Alone.
• Not a single person on the whole map.
• Of course It fails to begin.


Alone

• Your guildmate entered the first KQ and exited with Victory and blue item.
• You manage to enter the KQ but there are NOT enough people to finish the boss.
• You are the only tank and there are no clerics.
• … or there are clerics, but they fight and die instead of healing.
• They die exactly 3 times before the boss fight and quit the KQ.
• … or they refuse to heal and call you n00b.
• … or they don’t speak English.
• … and the few words they know are STFU, GTFO and all variations of n00b.
• … and they adore annoying you.
• The only cleric knowing what’s expected of him is AFK, because his mom is calling him for dinner.
• … he arrives in the end, but enters different party.
• … and/or refuses to heal and revive you.
• There are only clerics in the KQ.
• … including yourself.
• There are only mages in the KQ.
• … and you are one single lousy fighter or ranger.
• Everything is alright and none of the above is true but:
• … noone is inviting you to party.
• … and/or you DC.
• You never manage to make the last blow when you need boss-kill quest.
• … neither anyone in your party.
• … and all of you actually needed this.
• … and no one shouted “Let our party make the kill”.
• … or no one listened.
• … or someone from other party said “Ooops, sorry”.
• You level Up, before being able to enter the KQ again to kill the boss.

PVP KQs are even better.

• Morning PVP KQ is having 4-th and 5-th person entering in the last 1 minute before start.
• … or it is just You. Alone. And everyone in your guild sleeps.
• … or is not high enough to enter.
• The PVP roster says you are first. But in the end you are third.
• Everyone wants to AFK the PVP when you want to duel.
• Everyone is AFK when you have bad connection and frequent DCs.
• If you want to AFK to grab some cheap XP, you DC 100% of the time.
• … or the PvP bugs and leaves you without XP.
• … or the PvP bugs and DCs everyone.
• When you manage to get your connection back, the PVP is over
• … or you are taken to Elderine/Uruga before it’s over.
• … or you are locked out alone in the PvP room.
• … and the GMs are still sleeping.
• You are the first to die when you are buffed to the teeth, because that guild you hate too much is team-mobbing you.
• … or It’s your own wife/husband, backstabbing you with 2-3 critts. (Hi hun, missed me?)
• You managed to get the hammer half second before 3 rangers gang-bang-power-shot you.
• You managed to get the hammer but You forgot to use speed scroll.
• Everyone else is having Speed Scroll III.

Party? What’s that?

• No one is around when you need party.
• The only ppl willing to party you are low level XP leachers.
• (They even offer money. 10 silver :D)
• The most profitable party quests and dungeons are hardest to find party for.
• You have good party, but all paladins are … in Narnia.
• In a rough fight, your healer always falls first.
• … and you following him of course.
• … or you all died, but he hasn’t put a single Skill point in Revive cast time.
• … and you are all 5 maps away from city.
• … and no one is married to anyone, so he/she can use Summon.
• … and there is a level 105 priest from warring guild gloating around you.
• … not willing to help of course.
• Everyone in your party needs his bladder size checked by a physician.
• … or buy a catheter and link it to the WC.
• … or learn not to write “AFK”, when she actually plans to read a chapter from Narnia in the WC.
• When you get something good, everyone wants it.
• … for his alt.
• … or for his friend he promised to.
• Every time there is a good drop for your own class, you either don’t need it, have better or outleveled it long ago.
• … and can’t fetch a good price.
• All the good drops are not for your class.
• … and/or your alt is still to low.
• … and/or someone else wants it.
• Every time you almost found all your quest drops/kills, you get ditched by  your party.
• … because everyone else’s already found them.
• … or because there is TV show starting somewhere.
• … or because it’s dinner time in that part of the world.

Soloing. For whoever has the nerves.

Alone

• The map is never empty.
• If it was empty five minutes later it’s not.
• … there is high level ranger with full party of newbies for Power leveling.
• … I really mean FULL party.
• Suddenly, they need the same quest drops.
• … or just pretend to.
• You are stalked by a newbie player with party invitations and begging.
• … when you finally accept, just to make him stop he enters his mushroom and goes AFK.
• … or even asks you to level him a bit while he eats breakfast.
• … and he has NOT the same quests, so you can have his drops too.
• You are stalked by a KS idiot who claims it’s “his map”.
• You are stalked by some “Certified yellow bar clicking expert” who gathers all herbs and ores before you.
• … and loves to gloat.
• You die.
• … you shout “Please revive @ B4, 2 minutes”
• … and there is no cleric in the same map.
• … or she is level 19 and does not have revive.
• … or arrives too late.
• … or asks for 100 silver.
• You are really PISSED TO DEATH but all of the above are members of Exhibition guilds.
• … or you are not Admin.
• … or your guild master is away/offline/in Narnia/wherever.
• … and suddenly a GM pops of nowhere and says you should calm down or he will ban you for 1 day.

Trade. Or midday’s robbery.

Empty handed

• Your spot is always taken by some spam bot or a newbie selling tier 1 potions.
• You have a full inventory and no one is buying your stuff.
• You entered one less zero on an item evaluated to 900 silver.
• You sold an item evaluated at 9 gold for a merely 9 copper, because you did not click the right box.
• You sold your own +9 weapon because you equipped some cheap level 10 to show off.
• … To a NPC.
• Your overpriced scrolls are never in demand.
• When they are in demand, you actually under priced them already
• … and someone bought all 5 stacks.
• … for coppers.
• Some idiot is selling the same as you on half price.
• … beside your mushroom
• … and is actually named his shop “Cheaper than him”
• Your guild master started a Guildwar while you were in shop.
• … and of course you were killed.
• … and again.
• … and again.
• … and few more times in the respawn area.
• … And the GMs were not around.

Game masters. The.

• When you really need them, they are … in Narnia.
• When you are killed in your shop, they are … in Narnia.
• When you are killed in respawn area, they are … in Narnia.
• When there are scammers in marketplace, they are … in Narnia.
• When there are gold selling spam bots in the market, they are … in Narnia.
• When you are in need to kill the Mini Dragon, all 3 of the GMs entered the KQ too.
• …, to check what’s buggy with the rewards.
• … and of course refuse to fight the MD or buff anyone.
• When you are unfair in Guildwar, they are … badger chewing your ancle.
• When you have killed someone in shop, they are … badger chewing your ancle.
• When someone provoke you, they are … badger chewing your ancle.
• When you accidentally kill someone in respawn area, they are … badger chewing your ancle.